Play as a blue blob and none of his friends and dodge bullets because you're procrastinating that thing you're supposed to be doing right now.

Use WASD or arrow keys to move or some shit. Turn on your sound.

Actually, turn it back off.

Also playable at

Even though I've made two games before this, I'm gonna call this my first game anyway since I made it in 2015 and that was a long time ago.

Compatible with mobile touch browsers. Compatible with crippling depression.

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Tagsgarbage, mspaint, trash


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my high score is 2941

unfortunately the only winners of Shitstorm are those who never play it in the first place


7.8 out of 10 too much storm